Techno Time

I work in a very big company that does all sorts of things to do with computers. For example. there is a part of the company that makes computers, and another part that sells them. Next door to my apartment is a team of people that do web page design. I have a number of friends in that area, since I used to belong to them. I was moved however, to this new area of development, because of my good efforts with web page design. I am now one of a select few, the people who protect your computers from spam.

We get through a couple of thousand pieces of spam each and every day: every one of us stop at least that much in a day. In a year we have been known to eliminate over one million, two hundred thousand and eight three pieces of spam that could have infected your computer. on-line investing, on-line banking, it doesn't matter what sort of spam is out there, myself and the rest of the team are there to stop it, once and for all. My work in the web page design area had given me a couple of good skills and talents in the field of spam. One of these is that I have developed a sort of virus: a virus that tracks down spam no matter where it is on the computer. It is a type of spam eater. web page design came up with the theory for such a tracking device more than three and a half years ago, and in the training for the job each studentwas asked to explain just how the tracking device worked. Unfortunately they had no use for the tracking device, but since my promotion I have been able to use it to intercept certain pieces of spam and destroy them before they get into any-one's hard drive. I have to say, there are some particularly nasty pieces of spam out there: some I won't go into, and others can even contain well hidden viruses, pretending to be holidays to warm beaches or skiing holidays, cruises. I once even found a virus that had been made to look like it was an all you can eat buffet voucher!

Those spammers out there are certainly clever, but they are no match for me and the rest of the team. We will track those spammers down, one way or another. One day I will achieve my dream and rid the world of spam!